Marriage Ain’t What It Used To Be!

 

Isn’t it amazing how the world and the people in it are changing? Take weddings for example. I remember where once when ti traditional weddings were the only way to go, but that all seems to be changing. I’d like to list some of the different ways that people are getting married. Some have actually happened and some are just figments of my imagination. 

  • A marriage conducted under the sea, and once the ceremony is complete the newly weds come to shore on jet skis. All guests are waiting to party on the beach. 

  • Marriage while skydiving. Imagine landing in the midst of the wedding party. 

  • Pool Party Wedding. Getting married in summer, why not book out the entire pool for your guests. You can really have fun with this one. 

  • The Bar-B-Q wedding. Yeah get the dads involved. A great and fun way to have a ball with all your friends 

  • The Harley Davidson Wedding. Want to go wild? Get married on a Harley. Have something really hot and throbbing between your legs that will make you want you newly acquired husband all the more. Your guests can get to ride Harleys as part of the party. An experience no one will forget. 

  • Love bowling? Hire a bowling alley, guests dress for the part. You can bowl, dance, eat, drink and really be merry. 

  • Want to go all out, then how about a cruise wedding? Another memorable occasion. 

  • Want to limit the number of guests? Then get married in the buff and require all the quests to show up naked as well. 

  • Want to get really up there, then why not get married in a hot air balloon. Just imagine a balloon collared to you specs landing in the midst of your wedding guests. 

  • Love golf, then tee of at the wedding. Lets see if he can really get the hole in one he’s always been dreaming of. 

  • Of course there’s always the casino wedding. With luck you can pay for the wedding out of your winnings and possibly finish it off with a game of strip jack. 

  • You can even have a selection of theme weddings. Going to Hawaii for your honeymoon? Imagine bringing Hawaii to the reception with a real Hawaiian Luau on the beach. 

The choices are unlimited, all you need is some imagination and some great bridesmaid gifts. Then all you need do is to enjoy your self. 

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