OK fellow bloggers, just so you know I have absolutely nothing against Lawyers, in fact one of my friends is one, but you still just can’t help taking the micky out of them. This particular joke is typical of Lawyer jokes and is hilarious all the same. I hope you like it.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”
“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”
“My God!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex?”
LMAO!!!!!
Yeah, that was a good one wasn’t it?