Don’t Drink And Jump

This joke is so funny I fell of my chair laughing.

This all took place at one of the tallest buildings in the city. On the top floor in a bar a man was drinking so heavily he was intoxicated. He asks the barman for another shot of scotch, slams it down and then walks to the balcony and jumps off. A few minutes later he comes out of the elevator, has another shot of scotch, walks to the balcony and jumps off. Meanwhile another patron watches on absolutey amazed at what is taking place right before his eyes.

When the jumper enters the room again the curious man walks up to him and asks, “How the hell do you do that, how the hell can you keep jumping of the building and then walk through that elevator”.

The jumper replys. “Well, the shot of scotch taken just before I jump provides a sort of buoyancy so that just before I get near the ground, I slow down and land gently. Iy is such a buzz, you should try it.

The guy thinks for a minute, but being absolutely pissed and not thinking clearly decides to give it a go. He goes to the bar, has a shot of scotch walks to the balcony and without hesitation he jumps. Of course he hit the pavement like a sack of potatoes and dies.

The bartender looks over to the jumper and says, “You are such an arsehole when your drunk Superman”

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