This applies to those thinking that they can get a gratifying sexual experience via their emails. I’ve just received two emails, the first from Regina with the subject, ‘it’s Regina’
Do not ignore me please,
I found your email somewhere and now decided to write you.
Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
I am a nice pretty girl. Don’t reply to this email.
Email me direclty at firstname.lastname@example.org
Be real, who is just going to find my email out of the blue and decide to send me some nice pictures of her. If she did she definitely isn’t a ‘nice’ or ‘pretty’ girl. I actually doubt that it is even a girl. It’s probably some bloke jerking your chain seeing what he can suck out of you.
The second is from Esteban Tidwell with the subject, ‘I saw your picture’.
Hello! I am bored tonight. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at email@example.com only, because I am using my friend’s email to write this. Hope you will like my pictures.
Don’t you just love it? Another ‘nice’ girl who just happens to come across my picture, saw what a hunk of spunk I was and wanted to have a chat. What I can’t believe is that there actually are some poor saps out there who will actually fall for this bullshit.
These are obviously aimed at lonely or sex starved men who are looking for a quick gratifying sexual fix. Don’t be fooled guys because the only thing you will get from answering one of these emails is heartache and possibly even financial ruin. Too bad I don’t get this sort of crap as at least that would be useful to wipe my arse with.