We have all heard of heaps of little Johnny jokes and the great majority of them take place when he was a child. I often wondered what weird situations he would get into when he became an adult. Well, I’ve come across one and believe it or not he is still attending classes, only this time it is a sex education class.
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”
The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, “Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?”
Johnny says, “Seventy-three.”
The teacher says, “Oh, my goodness…uh…very good, John, very good…”
She calls on Becky in the front and says, “All right, Becky, how about you?”
Becky says, “Gee, teacher, I only came up with one…where the guy just lays on top of the girl.”
Johnny yells, “Seventy-four.”
Nice joke. Love it.
lol. hilarious. very funny
hilarious. very funny
Thank’s for your great story. It’s very funny. I like it
very funny
That’s really funny, looks like johnny don’t know what sex it is.