A pre-school teacher is taking the class for English and asks if any of the kids could put the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence.
This little girls says, “The sky is definitely blue.”
The teacher says, “Yes, that is good Amy, but it can also be grey or orange.”
A little boy blurts out, “Trees are definitely green.”
“Yes, but in the autumn the trees are brown and next time please put your hand up!”
Then our little Johnny from way down in the back stands up and asks, “Does a fart have lumps?”
The teacher with a look of horror on her face says. Of course not Johnny!”
“OK”, then says our Johnny, “then I have definitely shit my pants.
