Like everything else jokes tend to move with the times.This particular joke is no different and I can safely say that it absolutely rocks! If it doesn’t get a smile out of you then you just do not have a sense of humor. Oh, this is one of those jokes that has a moral to it. See if you can work out what it is.
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.
“Hey, bud, how are ya?”
“I’m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!”
“Well, I’m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she’s a robot!”
“No way, how could that be?”
“Way! She’s the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that’s not all, she can have sex, too!”
“Holy shit! You’re kidding, right?”
“No, she’s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her.”
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp” Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!”
The guy says, “Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!”
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