Here is another of those phishing type emails. This one is so full of shit I’d be amazed if anybody fell for it. Anyway, have a read and see what you think; I added the bits in red to highlight the real bullshit parts.

Dear Beneficiary,

I am sorry for the cheque I sent to you for your payment, which you’re unable to Cash due to some unforeseen circumstances. What, you sent me a cheque? Bullshit number 1! I was able to cash the money here and paid all the necessary bills involved in the transactions, and your INTEREST of $1,000 000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) is in cash, and i boxed the money and deposited it with FedEx DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY to deliver it to you as a cash payment, this is the only best system and fastest means to pay you, at this time. Yeah, your going to send me a million bucks in cash! As if customs going to let that shit pass, even if it was true. Bullshit number 2! You are to contact the FedEx DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY with your delivery details including your telephone number, so that they will deliver the package (boxed money) to your personal address, within 48 hours. The FedEx Representative or Officer in charges of the boxes is details is below:-

FedEx DELIVERY CONTACT.
Address: 8, Adepite close Victoria Island Lagos, Nigeria Nigeria, now that’s a hoot!
Officer Name: MR.Tony Workman
EMAIL: twfedexdeliverycompany249@gmail.com
Phone #:- +2347086448275 Cool Fedex is using gmail now. Bullshit number 3!

Fill in the details above to your COURIER AGENT for verification. Yep, here comes the phishing part.

1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country:
9.Telephone Number:

Please I want to let you know that only the supervisor knows the content and nobody else knows about this. You are to contact only Mr. Scott Williams the supervisor, so please waist no time in contacting them. I have paid for the delivery fee so the only money you have to send to them now is the security keeping fee of your consignment and it is $80 United States Dollars.

I would have paid that but they said no because they don’t know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. What, you can’t take the fees out of the million bucks? I’m sure I wouldn’t miss it. Please I will advice you to be friendly with Mr. Scott Williams the supervisor because he alone has the idea of the content of your consignment. But i want to let you know that I did not give him the key of the boxes so please take note that as soon as they deliver the consignment use this (CODE NUMBERS TO OPEN THE TWO BOXES TO KNOW IF THE COMPLETE ONE MILLION USD IS IN IT).

THE FIRST BOX CODE (0036589) THE SECOND BOX CODE (0014759)   OOH, secret codes, now there is a nice touch. AND I WANT YOU TO KEEP THIS CODE NUMBERS CONFIDENTIAL IN YOUR HOME TO AVOID ANOTHER PERSON GETTING IN TOUCH WITH YOUR MONEY MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.NOTE THAT THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL PAY FedEx IS $80 DOLLARS AND NO MORE.

If you are clarified you can also send the payment now to this information’s below via Western Union Money Transfer.

Receiver Name: Mr. Sheriff Balogun
Receiver Address: 23401 Lagos, Nigeria.
Sender’s Name:………
Sender’s Address:……
Amount to be sent: $80
Text Question: Helper?
Text Answer: God
Money Transfer Control Number (M.T.C.N).

Report any other email similar to this to us so that necessary action and measures can be taken. And after you have made the payment you have to send the payment information’s to Mr. Scott Williams immediately so that delivery can take place immediately. Oh yeah right, all the other bullshit scam emails are crap and yours is the only legitimate one.  Give me a break.

Thanks for your patience PATIENCE? It was all I could do to keep from falling off my chair laughing.

Sincerely
Mrs. Jennifer Campbell

Well, that’s it. I only highlighted the most obvious ones. This one sure was trying pretty hard to convince someone to pay $80 and to send their private details. Don’t be fooled guys, this is pure unadulterated bullshit and should be deleted as soon as possible.

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