OK, OK, so I love to have a go at the Prime Minister. Is it my fault that she gives me sooo much ammunition. Looks like I’m not the only one to have a go at her though. I just got this in the email.
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one.Â The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.”Â So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, “I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Austarlian history, so Australia’s people don’t want me to die.”Â She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could.Â I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. President.Â There’s a parachute left for you.Â Â Australia ‘s smartest woman took my schoolbag.”
Good one Julia 😀