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A woman and her husband were in the<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span> <\/span>doctor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s office discussing her husband’s condition when the doctor asks if he could speak to the woman privately. They adjourn to another private room where the doctor sits her down.\u00c2\u00a0<\/span>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

<\/span>Doctor: “I am afraid your husband is suffering from a very rare stress related disease which can ultimately result in his death!\u00c2\u00a0Wife: “OH my God! Can anything be done?”\u00c2\u00a0<\/span>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Doctor: “As I said, it is stress related, and you must reduce all forms of stress at home. I recommend you do the following.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0<\/font><\/p>\n

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  1. <\/font>When he comes home from work, give him a hug. Ask him how his day has been, sit him in his favourite chair and maybe even bring him his slippers.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\n

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  2. It is absolutely imperative that you do not argue with him, even if he is wrong.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\n

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  3. Cook him all his favourite meals\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\n

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  4. Fulfil his every need in the bedroom, as any rejection could be fatal.\u00c2\u00a0\n

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    If you follow my instructions to the letter I can almost guarantee you a full recovery.”\u00c2\u00a0As they are driving home, the husband finally breaks the silence.\u00c2\u00a0<\/span>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

    <\/span>Husband: “So what the hell did the doctor say to you in there?”\u00c2\u00a0Wife: “He said you are going to die!”\u00c2\u00a0<\/span>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

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