{"id":2234,"date":"2008-04-15T15:10:53","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loadofbullshit.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2008-04-15T15:10:53","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:10:53","slug":"the-man-who-gives-up-on-sex-to-climb-the-ladder-to-success","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theelusivepotofgold.com\/MyBlog\/2008\/04\/15\/the-man-who-gives-up-on-sex-to-climb-the-ladder-to-success\/","title":{"rendered":"The Man Who Gives Up On Sex To Climb The Ladder To Success"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are times when the only thing that can turn a totally crappy day into one that is more tolerable is a bloody good laugh and it is to this end that I post the following joke, which like all good jokes may well have a moral to it.<\/p>\n

It happened that one day while walking down a path a man noticed a ladder leading up to a cloud. Full of curiosity he decided to climb the ladder, only to discover a fat ugly woman lounging on the soft clod top.<\/p>\n

“Screw me or climb the ladder to success” she moans.<\/p>\n

Not even thinking twice about it the man proceeds up the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud he finds a thinner woman, who also happens to be a bit easier on the eye, who says, “Screw me baby or climb the ladder to success.” <\/p>\n

The man decides to climb to the next cloud where he now finds a very attractive woman, who once again says, “Screw me now or climb the ladder to success.”<\/p>\n

Thinking to himself how each cloud lead to a better and more attractive woman the man decides to continue his journey and on the next cloud he finds the most gorgeous naked and large breasted woman who says in a sultry voice, “Screw me hard, right here and now or climb the ladder to success.”
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