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If there is one thing that really pisses me off it’s those young hoons who come speeding, wheels a screeching, down our street. This is total BS as they are putting their lives and the lives of our children at risk. Getting council to put speed humps in the street is like pulling hen’s teeth and I thought that perhaps I could find a solution on the Internet. So I Googled ‘portable speed humps’ and I found the perfect solution.<\/p>\n

It seems that this bloke in Germany was just as frustrated over the way some people used his street as a raceway that he devised the ultimate portable speed hump. This device will definitely stop these wankers from speeding down my street.
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The Ultimate Speed Hump<\/a>
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\nYeah, I gotta get me one of those hoon busters for sure.
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