{"id":2448,"date":"2010-12-08T05:02:30","date_gmt":"2010-12-08T11:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loadofbullshit.com\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2010-12-08T05:02:30","modified_gmt":"2010-12-08T11:02:30","slug":"arent-you-just-sick-of-all-the-taxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theelusivepotofgold.com\/MyBlog\/2010\/12\/08\/arent-you-just-sick-of-all-the-taxes\/","title":{"rendered":"Aren’t You Just Sick Of All The Taxes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got this email today and while I know we all have to pay taxes because the country needs it to provide services and such, you sort of wonder every now and again that perhaps the politicians are taking it all a bit too far. Could it be that the reason they never have enough money to run the country is because they are all bloody useless at managing it.<\/p>\n

Let’s think about it for a minute. These morons know that they’re only accountable for the money they waste when election time comes around, and when it does they spend a huge amount on their election campaigns trying to convince people that they’re really do a good job. It seems to work too otherwise we wouldn’t have a Labor government at the moment.<\/p>\n

Anyway, enough small talk, here’s that email I was telling you about.<\/p>\n

At first I thought this was funny……<\/p>\n

Then I realized the awful truth of it.<\/p>\n

Be sure to read all the way to the end!<\/p>\n

Tax his land,
\nTax his bed,
\nTax the table
\nAt which he’s fed.<\/p>\n

Tax his work,
\nTax his pay,
\nHe works for peanuts
\nAnyway!<\/p>\n

Tax his cow,
\nTax his goat,
\nTax his pants,
\nTax his coat.<\/p>\n

Tax his tobacco,
\nTax his drink,
\nTax him if he
\nTries to think…<\/p>\n

Tax his car,
\nTax his gas,
\nFind other ways
\nTo tax his ass.<\/p>\n

Tax all he has
\nThen let him know
\nThat you won’t be done
\nTill he has no dough.<\/p>\n

When he screams and hollers;
\nThen tax him some more,
\nTax him till
\nHe’s good and sore.<\/p>\n

Then tax his coffin,
\nTax his grave,
\nTax the sod in
\nWhich he’s laid.<\/p>\n

When he’s gone,
\nDo not relax,
\nIt\u2019s time to apply
\nThe inheritance tax.<\/p>\n

Accounts Receivable Tax<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>Airline surcharge tax<\/strong>
\nAirline Fuel Tax<\/strong>
\nAirport Maintenance Tax<\/strong>
\nBuilding Permit Tax<\/strong>
\nCigarette Tax<\/strong>
\nCorporate Income Tax<\/strong>
\nGoods and Services Tax (GST)<\/strong>
\nDeath Tax<\/strong>
\nDog License Tax<\/strong>
\nDriving Permit Tax<\/strong>
\nEnvironmental Tax (Fee)<\/strong>
\nExcise Taxes<\/strong>
\nFederal Income Tax<\/strong>
\nFishing License Tax<\/strong>
\nPetrol Tax (too much per litre)<\/strong>
\nHealth Tax<\/strong>
\nHunting License Tax<\/strong>
\nInterest Tax<\/strong>
\nLiquor Tax<\/strong>
\nLuxury Taxes<\/strong>
\nMarriage License Tax<\/strong>
\nMedicare Tax<\/strong>
\nMortgage Tax<\/strong>
\nPersonal Income Tax<\/strong>
\nProperty Tax<\/strong>
\nPoverty Tax<\/strong>
\nPrescription Drug Tax<\/strong>
\nReal Estate Tax<\/strong>
\nVehicle Tax<\/strong>
\nRetail Sales Tax<\/strong>
\nService Charge Tax<\/strong>
\nSchool Tax<\/strong>
\nVehicle License Registration Tax<\/strong>
\nVehicle Sales Tax<\/strong>
\nWater Tax<\/strong>
\nWatercraft Registration Tax<\/strong>
\nWell Permit Tax<\/strong><\/p>\n

Workers Compensation Tax<\/strong><\/p>\n

And Now Julia Gillard Wants a Carbon Tax !<\/p>\n

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world..<\/strong> <\/strong>We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. <\/strong>
\n
\nWhat in the<\/strong> “Hell”<\/strong> happened? Can you spell <\/strong>‘politicians?’<\/strong><\/p>\n

I hope this goes around Australia at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!<\/p>\n

GO AHEAD – – – be an Australian !!!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, I did my bit. You may want to pass this on by giving it a tweet or something.<\/p>\n

\"Enhanced<\/a>