Another really funny email joke but a word of warning, it does contain some profanity, so if you can’t handle that, don’t bloody well read it.
Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.
Mick says ‘how you doin?’
Paddy says ‘do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing.’
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters
sitting on the bed.
He says ‘your dads sent me up here to shag the both of you ‘ .
They say ‘get away with ya.. prove it.’
Mick shouts downstairs ‘Paddy, both of em?’
Paddy shouts back ‘of course both of em, what’s the point of just F#ckin one one?’