I know that some of you have probably seen this joke, but honestly I only just got it as an email the other day and I’ve been saving it for the Friday Funnies Series!
A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I gib you anyting you wan, I do anyting – juss anyting you wan. You juss ark me. Whatchu wan?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I wan to tly someting I hab hear abou from odda girls… Numbaa 69.’ More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her….
‘You wan……………………………………….. . Garlic Chicken wif snow pea?’
It sure had me laughing, but truth be told I reckon that there are a lot of real stories of wedding night escapades that may get a giggle or two.
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Boo! I shoulda seen that one coming!
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haha…great joke! I was wondering where it all going.
I’m glad you liked it guys. It sure had me going, that’s for sure.
That was a good one! The fact that two Chinese people were in bed alone, speaking broken English rather than their native tongue was a bit obscure 😉
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That was a good one, thanks.
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Perhaps Jeremy they are trying to come to grips with the language by practicing it at home.
Feasible, but one would hope that during the most intimate of moments they would have other things on their mind…you know, like work. 😉 Although I prefer #104, Orange Beef
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Stop busting my chops Jeremy, #89
haha joker. Thanks for the laugh.
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Cool, I am glad you liked it.
Here’s one for you: Two Guys Are Out Hiking!!!
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Yep, I’ve seen it before and I agree it is a good one.