A Jewish, Russian, German & Aussie Doctor

Well, it looks like we’re in for another four years of misery under a Labor government. At least the individual states are starting to wake up to themselves. I reckon before their current term is over most states would have swung over to the Liberals.

At least in all the political turmoil it’s good to see us Aussies haven’t lost out sense of humor. I just got this in my email today and I thought it was hilarious.

A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either.  In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Australian doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us….in Aussie ,we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made her prime minster   of Australia and now…….the whole bloody country is looking for work!!!!!!

What’s that, you didn’t thing it was funny? Shit, I didn’t know I had any Labor followers reading this blog 😀

If you love jokes just as much as I do you just may want to have a look at one of these books.

Any one of these will probably make you the life of the party.

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