{"id":2390,"date":"2009-08-28T22:55:33","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T04:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loadofbullshit.com\/?p=761"},"modified":"2009-08-28T22:55:33","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T04:55:33","slug":"the-woes-of-childbirth-at-65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theelusivepotofgold.com\/MyBlog\/2009\/08\/28\/the-woes-of-childbirth-at-65\/","title":{"rendered":"The Woes OF Childbirth At 65"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Even though it’s Saturday here, I reckon it’s Friday somewhere around the globe and so I am posting this as part of the Friday’s Funnies series.<\/p>\n

It’s an email that I received ages ago but lost it within my inbox. I found it while giving the inbox a general cleaning. It’s a killer, I hope you enjoy it.<\/p>\n

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.<\/p>\n

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.<\/p>\n

‘Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’<\/p>\n

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’<\/p>\n

‘No, not yet,’ She said.<\/p>\n

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’<\/p>\n

‘ No, not yet,’ replied my friend.<\/p>\n

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’<\/p>\n

‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me.<\/p>\n

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’<\/p>\n

‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!’
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