Here’s a joke you may not of heard of before.
A new tax inspector, eager to make a name for himself, decides to review the tax structures of the local synagogue. He interrogates the rabbi, asking him what they do with the wax drippings from the candles they use. The rabbi who is pleased to show the inspector that nothing went to waste explained that the wax was collected and sent to a candle factory which recycled the wax.
“What about the crumbs from the matzo(?) you eat at Passover?” asks the inspector.
“Simple, we collect all the crumbs, send them to the matzo bakery and theyn send us matzo meal”
To which the inspector replies,”Ok, I know you are a mohel(?) as well as a rabbi. What do you do with the leftovers from the circumcision?”
“OH, that’s an easy one,” says the rabbi. “We send them to the tax office and they send us little pricks like you.”
