Ok, time for a break, and what better way than to read a good joke and hopefully get at least a giggle. Feel free to comment on the joke.
A bartender decides to have some fun with the local drunk. He calls him over and asks if he wants a free drink.
“Shure”, says the drunk.
“ok”, says the barman, “I want you to go over to the bouncer over by the door and then I want you to knock him out cold. Then I want you to pull out Spike, my boxer’s loose tooth. Then last but not least you have to have sex with the town tramp who’s sitting at the end of the bar”.
“Shore thing,” says the drunk as he ambles over to the bouncer, and then fells him with a single blow taking him by surprise. The shocked barman points him to the back room where Spike is waiting. The drunk lurches through the door while the barman waits for the expected commotion. He figures that at any moment the drunk will run screaming into the bar with Spike firmly attatched to his rear end. Instead it’s absolutely quiet. After a few minutes the dog starts barking and several minutes later the drunk emerges with a satisfied grin.
“OK mate”, he says, “where’s the tramp with the loose tooth?”
