We all know how guys and gals have two entirely different thought processes. Worse than, ;>) that it seems even the sexual urges are never in tune. Some say women are from Venus and men from Mars if thats true mars must be the planet of logic and Venus the one of emotions. Anyway you may find the following amusing.
One evening a husband and wife were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
He says, “WHAT??” So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.
He finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so he goes to sleep. The next day they went shopping at a department store… He walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so he told her to take all three of them.
She couldn’t believe her luck and went from one counter to another selecting expensive items to which he said no probs.
She was so excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.”
He could hardly contain himself when he blurted out, “No, honey. I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now.” You should have seen her face … it went completely blank. He then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill him, he added, “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man.”
