have you ever wandered what may go on between couples in an old folks home. I mean surely sex doesn’t just stop once you get old. Gee if that was true what would have to look forward to. Anyway I reckon someone else was wondering about the same thing and came up with this story.
It must be difficult living in an old folks home. Just take this example where Harold who is 75 just happens to live in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, the poor bloke goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and longevity. It just so happens that one evening, Mildred who is 72, happens to wander into the garden.
She sees Harold there and figures she may as well chat to the old bloke.Time goes by and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”
“What?” she asks.
“SEX!!” he replies.
Mildred exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn’t do it if I held a gun to your head!”
“I know,” Harold says, “but it would be nice if a woman could just; hold it for a while.”
“Well, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold’s manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn’t show up at the usual meeting place.
Becoming alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was all right. She walked around the senior citizen home where she
Found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold’s manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing old goat! What does Ethel have that I don’t have?”
Harold smiled happily and replied, “Parkinson’s.”
