This joke was so funny I almost fell out of my chair and splattered coffee over the monitor. Make sure you put your coffee down before you read this one.
It all began when an old handsome General was at a political party. There heaps of extremely young, sexy ladies there and one approached the General for conversation. “Excuse me, General, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?” “Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The General just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
“1955, ma’am.”
“Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?”
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955!”
The General, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, “I hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….ha! omg…I need to catch my breath…hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…1955…whoo! :clap_tb:
Hiya DivaJamaicana, thanks for dropping in. I’m glad you liked the joke.
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