I thought that in this world of inconsistencies it would be nice to have something that people can rely on never changing and for this reason I have started a new category called Friday’s Funnies. From today I make the commitment that every Friday I will do a post that I hope will tickle the reader’s funny bone. It may be a joke, a video or even an funny image, but whatever it takes I will endeavor to source something that will make Friday Funnies something that readers will look forward to. As for todays Friday Funnies, this is a joke from way back.
It happened at a convention where in Queensland where a company had employed a motivator to get everyone in the right mood. As motivators do, this bloke tried to get his audience involved and to lightened the mood he asked the following question.
“Hands up everyone who has sex every day?” Out of an audience of a couple of hundred people a handful of smug people put their hands up.
“OK, hands up those who have sex once a week?” Probably a third of the audience raised their hands.
“Yeah, once a week is still pretty good. Now, hands up those who have sex once a month?” The majority of the audience now raised their hands and most people were now wondering where all this was going.
“So, is there anyone out there who has sex once a year?’ Now, almost near the back of the auditorium one lone bloke starts jumping excitedly up and down screaming, “Yes that’s me, I have sex once a year, I do I really have sex once a year!”
Stunned the bloke on the stage asks him, “but if you only have sex once a year why are you so excited?”
To which the man answers “Because tonight it the night!”
You see, like the Sunday roast man has to be able to depend on certain things happening on a regular basis.
For a guy, bragging about how many times we’ve have sex in a day, week, month (it doesn’t matter), is better than sex itself.
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I think the Friday Funnies idea is very cool. Great idea.
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Thanks Christine. If nothing else it will provide a break from some of the serious topics I tackle.