This is something totally new for me, I mean who ever heard of a rectum stretcher, and if that job ever really existed who the hell would want to do it?
While she was ‘flying’ down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’
To which she replied, ‘I’m late for work.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the cop, ‘what do you do?’
‘I’m a rectum stretcher,’ she responded.
The cop stammered, ‘A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.’
‘And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?’ he asked.
‘You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…’
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop’s Face………….. PRICELESS
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An old joke, but still funny enough for a good laugh. I just may try it the next time I get pulled over by a cop who insists on behaving like a jackass.
When I get pulled over I generally deserve it and understand that the police officer is simply doing his or her job, but for some reason about 50% of the time they insist on being rude and inconsiderate, which is kind of obnoxious given that he or she is adding insult to injury.
Jeremy
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Hey Jeremy, I must have been asleep when this one went around because it was totally new to me. I like you are pretty understanding of cops when I am in the wrong but I hate it when they try to get you for little offenses like radar traps at the bottom of hills and your only just over the speed limit.