:lol_tb: I’m sorry, but this email I got today is just too much, I couldn’t help but laugh while I was reading it. To think that the moron who wrote it would actually think that there would be a bigger moron out there who would fall for it. Don’t let it be you. :nono_tb:
This is obviously one of those phishing emails and it’s also obvious that it’s using what they feel to be an authoritative source to elicit this information from the recipient. The thing is you can’t help but laugh at the complete idiocy of it all.
Unfortunately I reckon there will be those thinking of the easy money factor who will fall for this, DON”T YOU BE ONE OF THEM. Oh as for the threats contained within this email they are nothing if not idle.
Now, sit back and enjoy the utter nonsense of it all.
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISIONFBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONJ.. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001ATTN: BENEFICIARY,You are to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) Lagos, Nigeriato obtain the Clearance Documents, find below their contact information’s:Contact Person: Rev. Tom WilliamsPRINCIPAL STAFF OFFICER ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)Rev Williams Email: firstname.lastname@example.orgLagos Office Address 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos NigeriaEnsure you contact them (EFCC) with your Full Name, Address and phone number/cell number. Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above immediately, once you contact them i will get back to you or else i will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning. Furthermore, be adviced that according to the United State Law together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the EFCC OF Lagos Nigeria where thefund was transfered from. Also Note that you are to take care of the cost of the Document, which will be issued in your name.
Due to the content of the document and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send to the EFCC OF NIGERIA the sum of USD 250 Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your USD 1.8 million will be released to you, That is the lay down rules for EFCC OF NIGERIA to release such sensitive document, EFCC will issue you the authentic and original copy of the documents with seal on it for verification and approval. You are hereby adviced to Contact them through the email address above to make an enquiry concerning how you will send the official fee to them. Note that you are to observe this immediately, if you really want your funds to be credited to your personal bank account and to avoid any legal battle with the security operatives over this matter.
We have already informed the EFCC OF NIGERIA about the present situation, go ahead and contact them immediately. Your fund is under our custody and will not be release to you unless the required document is confirmed, after that the fund will be release to youimmediately without any delay.
NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism.
WARNING: failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed……..As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. Nobody is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presumed you are a law abiding citizen whom would notwant to have scuffles with the authority, in and outside The United States Of America.
We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so dont dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed. The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. The funds in question was deposited by those people that contacted you. Note: You are to contact the (EFCC) with your full names, phone number/cell number and full address including your full Bank account details via their email which i stated above immediately for the processing of your Clearance Documents within the next 48 hours.Faithfully Your’s,
Robert S.Mueller 111.FBI Director.Note contact the EFCC office: email@example.com You have less than 24 hours tocontact them.CC. TO:Supreme Court of the United StatesU. S. Courts of AppealsU. S. District CourtsU. S. Circuit CourtsCourts of Special Jurisdiction:Bankruptcy CourtsCourt of Claims, 1855 – 1982U. S. Court of Federal Claims, 1982 –Customs Court, 1890 – 1980U. S. Court of Customs and Patent Appeals, 1910 – 1982U. S. Court of International Trade, 1980 –Commerce Court, 1910 – 1913Territorial CourtsCourts of the District of ColumbiaTemporary Emergency Court of AppealsJudicial Panel on Multi-District LitigationForeign Intelligence Surveillance CourtFederal Courts Outside the Judiciary ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISIONFBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONJ.. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001