Man, it’s been almost five years since my last holiday and I reckon I am long overdue for a decent break. I’ve worked long and hard for those five years and I really feel I deserve something that will take me away from the memory of all the sweat and grime of the last five years. I reckon it wouldn’t take much convincing for me to get the family to agree to an nice relaxing cruise.
I know this for a fact because the wife is always dropping hints about going on a nice Caribbean cruise. After all, what could be better than relaxing on a luxurious ship as it goes from island to beautiful island along the Caribbean. All you can eat, and they have so many activities on board it would keep the kids occupied for ages, giving me and the wife some quiet time alone.
My advice, as your lawyer, is to go!
The wife and I went to Maui last year, and I truly wish I didn’t have to come back! I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself.
Oh great, and I suppose you’re going to bill me for that advice which means that I won’t be able to afford to go 😀