I’m not sure how many of you have heard this one before as it’s one that was going around in my old school days. That is some thirty old years ago! Let’s see if it is as popular today as it was then.
An old couple were at th Mall doing some window shopping, at least the woman was, the man was just tagging along as he didn’t have anything better to do. They stop in front of a window display and the old feller could see that the woman was drooling at the red dress on display. it was obvious that she liked it so the old bloke asked her why she didn’t just buy it.
Woman: I surely would like to but that dress but I’m afraid that I’m $20 short.
Man seeing his opportunity: Tell you what, if we can have a bit of a root back at the old folks home I will give you that twenty.
Woman: I don’t know…..but it is a lovely dress, but I’m not sure I want to go that far to get it.
Man: Oh come on. You know that you would look lovely in that dress, and you would show all the other old sheilas up at the home. We’re both adults, so why not just get the dress.
The woman finally agreed and after purchasing the dress they went back to her room and did the ‘wild thing’.
After doing the deed, the man gasping said: Shit, if I had known you were still a virgin I would have bought you the damn dress!
Woman: Yes, and if I had known that you could still get it up I would have taken my pantyhose off! :cheese1_ee:
Well, that must have been worth a stumble, a digg or something!
[eminimall]
