Image via WikipediaOne early morning when the air temperature was below freezing the drill sergeant bursts into the barracks and screams, “This is a birthday suit inspection! I want everyone outside butt naked! NOW, so move your skinny asses!”
They all rush outside naked and shivering to form the usual three ranks. The sergeant walks out and yells, “Close up ranks you morons and conserve your body heat.” So they close in slightly and the sarge walks along the lines with his swagger stick. He walks right up to the first soldier and smacks him hard right across the chest with the stick.
“DID THAT HURT?” he yells.
“NO SIR!” comes the reply.
“WHY NOT!”
“BECAUSE I AM A US MARINE SIR!”
The Sarge is impressed and moves along the line to the next man who he kicks in the shins as hard as he could.
“DID THAT HURT?”
“NO SIR!”
“WHY NOT?”
“BECAUSE I AM A US MARINE SIR!”
Still impressed the sarge move onto the next man who he notices has a huge erection and so smacks the obvious target as hard as he could with his swagger stick.
“DID THAT HURT?”
“NO SIR!”
“WHY NOT?”
“BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO THE GUY BEHIND ME SIR!”
