The Woes OF Childbirth At 65

Cry Baby
Image by Chalky Lives via Flickr

Even though it’s Saturday here, I reckon it’s Friday somewhere around the globe and so I am posting this as part of the Friday’s Funnies series.

It’s an email that I received ages ago but lost it within my inbox. I found it while giving the inbox a general cleaning. It’s a killer, I hope you enjoy it.

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

‘Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’

‘ No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me.

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’

‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!’


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This Post Has 4 Comments

  1. Mitch

    Boo! I thought I should have known this one, and still got caught! lol
    .-= Mitch´s last blog ..Dropped Guru =-.

  2. BS Artist

    Yeah, I cracked up when I read the punch line. Not at all what I expected. :clap_tb:

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