Who’s Wife Shall We Look For?

 

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when
they collide. The first bloke says to the second bloke, “Sorry about that. I’m looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going”

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The second bloke says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate”.
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The first bloke says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

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The second bloke says, “Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like”

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The first bloke says, “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”

 

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