Little Johnny Rules

You just have to love those smart arse kids who have a knack of saying something that will just crack you up. Little Johnny just happens to be on of those kids. In fact, little Johnny is so funny that people just love spreading his jokes. You can easily prove this just by Googling Little…

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OK, you’re going to love this email I just got. The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was ‘Onestone’. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,’ If…

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OK, I’m not sure if this really is the original farmers daughters video but that’s what the title says and I’m happy enough to go along with it. Apparently in 2001 Antubert created this video to accompany “The Farmers Daughter” by Vito Petroccitto. The completed video premiered at the Funhouse Comedy Club in New York….

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OK, OK, so I love to have a go at the Prime Minister. Is it my fault that she gives me sooo much ammunition. Looks like I’m not the only one to have a go at her though. I just got this in the email. An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers…

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The Wee Scottish Blond

Yep, another great joke I received via email. This one’s about a Scottish Blond. It’s really quite good. I hope you’ll enjoy it. On a bitterly cold winter’s morning a husband and wife in Glasgow were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10…

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Well, it looks like we’re in for another four years of misery under a Labor government. At least the individual states are starting to wake up to themselves. I reckon before their current term is over most states would have swung over to the Liberals. At least in all the political turmoil it’s good to…

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Image via Wikipedia There are many questions in this world that most people couldn’t give you an answer for and I reckon most of them are covered in this post. Just so you know, I didn’t come up with these, I got them in an email. I hope you enjoy them as much as I…

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This is one of those jokes I got in an email that I thought you might enjoy. Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women…

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  At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.” Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, “Yes,…

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Just a little poem someone sent me. He didn’t like the casserole And he didn’t like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard… Not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks The way his mother used to do….

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