I have a Website dead to the world
I need Googlebot for my pages unfurled
Its search engine optimization surely
For the lack of, my site is poorly
Is it linking strategies I need?
Oh what SEO tactics must I heed?
Perhaps my site is too small
That’s why the spider does not crawl
Is it because of lack of content?
That fails to provide the spider scent
Or perhaps my pages reek
And is in dire need of a tweak
Who can I get to help me out?
To pull me out of this awful drought
Perhaps US*Web I must contact
And set up a simple contract
For then GoogleBot will surely visit
Its spider’s web it will deposit
And then my website all may find
And I will surely have peace of mind.
