I could not believe it when I hear this story but it just goes to show that size does not matter. It all happened when this man was taking his Rottweiler out one hot day. It was so hot that he got thirsty and so he decided to go into the bar for a drink. The bartender told him he had to leave the dog outside as it was against health regulations to let him in. The man understood, tied his dog up outside, told him to behave and went inside for a drink.
A few minutes later a distressed women come inside and asks if someone owns the large dog outside. The man proudly states that he is the owner, and asks the women her reason for inquiring.
“It’s dead!” she cries.
“Shit, woman, did you hit it with your car?” he exclaims.
“No,” she said, “my dog killed it.”
“You got to be kidding, what have you got a Pit Bull?”
“No, I have a Chihuahua”, she replied.
Incredulous he asks, “how the hell did your Chihuahua kill my Rottweiler?”
“Well, I am not a vet, but I’m pretty sure she got stuck in his throat!”
