Men Are Fom Earth Women Are From Venus!

 

There is a well know book out there called Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus by Dr. John Gray which was obviously written with women in mind. The intent was that women would buy it, read it, believe in it and then pass it on to their partners thinking once read they would change their ways. Yeah right!

Women the time to change a male is when he is young and supple. Do not try when he is older and set in his ways otherwise you may snap him like a twig. Anyway I think the book is completely erroneous! In fact it should be called Men Are Fom Earth Woman Are From Venus! Why do you ask? Simple,its obvious that women are from another planet while men are logically rooted to this lovely planet of us.

Obviously women think they know everything there is to know about us where women are obviously a mystery to all mankind. This is a documented fact, just watch any movie.

In regards to the toilet seat, woman are always arguing that it should be down. I mean does it really matter, men have to lift it up (would you prefer we didn’t raise it and take your chances on our aim) why shouldn’t a woman put it down.

Other differences:

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her…
A man, of the woman who didn’t.
Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

8 things you’ll never hear a man say :
1: Here honey, you use the remote.
2: You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
3: Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
4: While I’m up, can I get you anything?
5: Sex isn’t that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
6: Aww, forget Monday night football, let’s watch Melrose Place.
7: Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
8: We never talk anymore.
8 things you’ll never hear a woman say :
1: What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
2: Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
3: Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
4: Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being ‘just friends’
5: Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
6: Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.
7: I don’t care if it’s on sale, 300 dollars is way too much for a designer dress.
8: Its ok, you can leave the toilet seat up!

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  1. Men Watch

    Oh I see the post revel the thing which all must look once and all.Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus – I have read the book a week before 😉
    ➡ When I finally got round to reading this book, I was pleasantly surprised. 🙄 Gray does make alot of valid observations about “Venusians” and “Martians”…..even if it is an overview. The main thing I learned from this book was that your partner won’t necessarily love you the way you love them. I’m in an LDR and would get frustrated at how my partner would react (or not) to situations etc…this book helped me see that they love a different way…..and just because it is not the way you show love, it doesn’t mean they don’t love you. By reading this book before I even hit marriage, I hope that divorce will never be an option. I did think there’d be more on “relationhip issues” such as sex, friends, work, finances etc like another reviewer mentioned.

    An excellent book……it will definitely de-mist some areas of your relationship and bring understanding to your partner’s behaviours and reasons for them…but hopefully his other titles include what this book lacked.

  2. Sire

    Thanks for your in-depth comment. I am glad that you enjoyed the book. 🙂

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