It is true that there is not much love loss in certain sports and the AFL is no exception as is shown by this Aussie joke.
A Port Power fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Port Power jumper. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in an Crows scarf.
“Hello, mate,” says St Peter, “I’m sorry, no Port Power fans in heaven.”
“What?” exclaims the man, astonished.
“You heard. No Port Power fans.”
“But, but, but, I’ve been a good man,” replies the Port Power supporter.
“Oh, really?” says St Peter. “What have you done then?”
“Well,” says the guy, “Three weeks before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the starving children in Africa.”
“Oh,” says St Peter. “Anything else?”
“Well, two weeks before I died, I also gave 20 bucks to the homeless.”
“Hmmm. Anything else?”
“Yeah. A week before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the Albanian orphans.”
“Okay,” says St Peter, “you wait here a minute while I have a word with the man upstairs.”
Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke In the eye and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your sixty bucks back, now piss off.”
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