The Strongest Man In The World!

I love my Aussie jokes and this one is no exception. As always I have to share my jokes with my readers. I hope you enjoy this one as much as the others.

The bartender at this local bar down OZ claims he is one of the strongest men in the world. He is so sure of himself that he offers a $1000 prize money to anyone that can get one more drop of juice out of any lemon that he has squeezed the juice out of with his bare hands. Over time many have tried but none have ever succeeded.

The bartender at this local bar down OZ claims he is one of the strongest men in the world. He is so sure of himself that he offers a $1000 prize money to anyone that can get one more drop of juice out of any lemon that he has squeezed the juice out of with his bare hands. Over time many have tried but none have ever succeeded.However one day this little weed of a man with a squeeky little voice says that he would like a go.

There is an uproar of laghter in the room, but once the laughter dies down the bartender starts the contest. He picks a juicy lemon and starts to squeeze all the juice out. Moments later he hands the wrinkled remains of lemon to the wimp of a man.

Once again their is an uproar of laughter, which soon turns to total silence when the man closes his hands around the lemon and manages to sqeeze not one but six drops of juice into the glass.

Now instead of laughter the crowd cheers the little man as the bartender opens his Dell register to pay him the $1000. Incredulous he asks the little guy what he does for a living, was he a logger or a weight lifter or something.

The little man replies, “Nope, I work for the Tax Office!”

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