This little joke just goes to show how a man’s ploy to build up his business leads to a funny ending.
There was this struggling bar owner who decided that he needed a gimmick to bring more people into his bar. After deep thought he decided to hold a competition to see who was the toughest man in town. He puts up flyer’s all around the town and on the day of the competition his plan seems to have worked because his bar is full to the brim.
The first contestant is this huge heavily bearded man holding a snapping turtle. He promptly unzips his trousers, and flops out his huge member. He then picks up the turtle and holds it right in front of his monstrous penis. Every-body’s eyes pop out in disbelief as the the turtle bites down on the man’s penis. He promptly lets go of the turtle and starts swinging his body from side to side, the turtle bouncing off his hips. After a little bit he pokes the turtle in the eyes causing the turtle to let go.
“OK you bunch of Lilly livered pussies” he shouts. “Is there a son of a bitch out there who thinks he’s tough enough to do that”?
A timid hand out the back of the pub is raised: “I’ll do it, if you promise not to poke me in the eyes!”
