Duncan and Norm were on the way to Kangaroo island when a huge storm wrecked their boat. Luckily they managed to get themselves in the lifeboat where they were adrift for days. After rummaging through the boat’s provisions Duncan finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.
Duncan not one to ponder for too long blurts out, “Turn the entire ocean into VB!”
The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.
The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two mates considered their circumstances.
Norm with a look of disgust on his face says to Duncan, “Nice going mate! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”
