A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, “Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how she
feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
