There have been variations of this joke around for ages but I thought I would post it here anyway as it is funny and the world being what it is I reckon there are still heaps of people who have never seen it.
There was this bloke who lifted heaps of weight to get the perfect body. He was checking himself out in the mirror one day thinking he looked pretty grouse when he noticed that he was suntanned all over except for his old feller. Thinking that it just wasn’t good enough he decided to do something about it.
So he went to the beach and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, “There really is no justice in the world.”
The other little old lady asked, “What do you mean by that?”
The first little old lady replied, “Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I’m 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I’m too old to squat.”
