The barman was surprised when a really drunk woman walked into his bar and yells at the top of her voice, Heyyy tenderbar, gimme a tinimar with a pickle on top!”
The bartender shrugs his shoulders and givers her a drink which she drinks down and proclaims, “Ahhhh, heartburn.” Then she yells out again, Hey tenderbar, gimme a tinimar with a pickle on top!”
The bartender complies and again she drinks it down and says, “Ahhhh, heartburn.”
This happens a few more times until the poor bartender finally gets pissed off and when the woman tries to order another drink he says, “look lady, it’s not tenderbar, it’s bartender; it’s not a tinimar, it’s a martini; it’s not a pickle, it’s a bloody olive and it’s not heartburn that you’ve got you silly cow, your left tit is hanging in the ashtray!”
