A little bit of email humor. I got this one from a mate of mine and it’s the first time that I’ve heard Little Johnny was an Aussie. At least this kid uses Aussie slang.
A teacher was discussing a broad outline about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fell in love and married, it is often not long before the stork brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Johnny puts his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork miss? Cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.”
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