Larry and Joe, two army buddies, are on leave and decide to go to Larry’s house and get drunk. A little into the piss up they runout of beer so Larry says he’s going to go out and get some more. He leaves instructions to his wife Sue-Anne to show Joe her best Southern hospitality. When Larry gets home he finds Joe and Sue-Anne screwing on the kitchen floor.
Larry yells out, “What are you doing Sue-Anne?”
“You told me to show Joe my best Southern hospitality” she says in a pained voice.
Larry then says, “For stuff sake woman, arch your back, can’t you see poor Joe’s balls are on the cold kitchen floor.”
