It’s been awhile since I’ve told any jokes, and it’s only because I haven’t come across any good ones, until today.
An old country doctor goes out to a remote farm house out in the middle of nowhere to deliver a baby. Unfortunately the electricity is out. No-one was home except the labouring mother and her six year old child.
The Doctor gives the child a lantern and tells him to hold it up high so he could see what he was doing as he delivers the baby. The little boy does so and not too long after a few pushes and gtoaning the doctor lifts the newborn baby by the feet and spanks her on the arse to get her to take her first breath.
The little boy immidiately says, “Hit her again, she never should have craweled up there in the first place.”
One wonders if the boys name was Little Johnny.
