This is a joke that I was sent today, and I must admit it had me in stitches, so I just had to share it with everyone.
One day, an autopsy lecturer is giving an introductory lecture to his students. He is standing over the a naked corpse and he says to the class, “There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. The first thing is that you must have no fear and cannot be squeamish.â€
Without any hesitation he shoves his finger up the corpses arsehole and then licks it.
“OK, now it is your turn†he says to the class.
There is an uncomfortable silence and following one brave student, they all follow the lecturer’s example.
“Goodâ€, says the lecturer, “the second thing you have to have is an acute sense of observation. Now, how many of you noticed that I shove my middle finger up this man’s rear end but actually licked my index finger?â€
All I can say is, what an arsehole!
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