Isn’t it amazing how guys have to always argue about things like who has the fastest car or who’s got the best looking girlfriend, well here is another one for you, it’s all to do with who has the best pubs. What of course makes it worse is that these three guys come from different countries so it now becomes a matter of national pride. So sit back and see how they tackle the latest ‘my dad’s got bigger balls’ syndrome.
It all started when three guys, an Englishman, Irishman and a Scottish man are sitting in a pub full of people.
Well I would have thought the they may have been an American in the midst of it all but they missed out. As it turns out the Englishman goes first and says, “The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free”.
Naturally at a pub everyone is pissed so all they needed was a reason for another drink and saw this as a toast so they all agreed and gave a big cheer.
Then the Scottish man says, “Yeah. That’s quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free.”
Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer.
The Irish man says “Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the ones in Ireland. In Ireland you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the backroom for sex”
The English says “WOW! Did that happen to you?” and the Irishman replies “No, but it happened to my sister.”
