In actual reality we get on pretty well but there are still a hell of a lot of jokes that would make people believe that this isn’t the case. I reckon that is what makes ’em funny so I though I would post a few of them here.
There was an Australian, a Kiwi and Elle the model sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly
the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,
there were no lights in the carriage and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud
slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Elle and the
Kiwi were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Australian
had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Australian was thinking: ‘The Kiwi fella must have kissed
Elle and she missed him and slapped me instead.’
Elle was thinking: ‘The Australian fella must have
tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Kiwi and got slapped for it.’
And the Kiwi was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the
train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap
that Australian bastard again .’
Was lookin’ for this… I might even
have to throw down a bookmark.
Nickster