Duncan was in deep sh1t. He forgot Mandy’s birthday. She was really pissed.
Mandy told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a present in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When Mandy woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway. She picked up the box and brought
it inside. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Duncan hasn’t been seen for months.
