Would You Employ This Blonde?

I reckon even the interviewer was stunned at the end of this interview. This is how it went.

“Well Ms. can you tell me your age please.”

The blonde after counting on her fingers for several seconds says, “twenty two.”

The interviewer smiles for a minute and decides to try an easier question. “Exactly how tall are you?”

The blonde stands up, takes a measuring tape out of her bag, steps on one end and raises the other end to her head. After checking the results she confidently states, “ Five foot 5 and a half inches.”

Shaking his head slowly the interviewer decided to ask her something so simple that she should be able to answer without any hesitation. Just for the record, can you tell me your name please?

She bobs her head from side to side for a bit mouthing something silently to herself and then says, once again confidently, “Mandy.”

Unable to contain himself he asked her, “ What exactly were you doing when I asked you for your name?”

“Oh, I was just running through the song, “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear ….!

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