This is an old joke that I had completely forgotten, but fortunately it was one of two jokes I received in my morning emails. Unfortunately I can’t post the other one, but this one is still very funny.
The seven dwarfs left their home on a pilgrimage to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. As Grumpy is leading the pack the Pope addresses him. “Grumpy, my son, what can I do for you?”
Grumpy replies with a question, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.”
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
“No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe”
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, “Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?”
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, “I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.”
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting….”Grumpy shagged a penguin! Grumpy shagged a penguin!”
